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You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
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    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 413

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
    Views: 523

    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
    By Raymond Floyd
    Views: 473

    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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  • Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 522

    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.
If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
I smile at obstacles
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
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