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I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.
When you play by the rules, defy mental demons, overcome every challenge, and enjoy a walk in the country at the same time – that’s being alive.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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    By Ben Hogan
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 459

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 468

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
    Views: 567

    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
    By Raymond Floyd
    Views: 514

    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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  • Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 584

    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
Fear comes in two packages – fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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