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When you play by the rules, defy mental demons, overcome every challenge, and enjoy a walk in the country at the same time – that’s being alive.
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 118

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 137

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
    Views: 156

    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
    Views: 142

    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
    By Raymond Floyd
    Views: 141

    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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  • Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 135

    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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Popular Quotes

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird
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