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The older I get, the better I used to be
Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything
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It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
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The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
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Golf like measles should be caught young
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Buddy Hackett
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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
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Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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Gary Player
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Billy Graham
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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