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Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
Golf is the loneliest sport. You’re completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself.
When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
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    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
    By Anonymous
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
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    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
    By Buddy Hackett
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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 172

    The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
    Views: 141

    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 143

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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Popular Quotes

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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