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Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
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    The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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    By Billy Graham
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    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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Popular Quotes

Never concede the putt that beats you
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
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