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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.
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Anonymous
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Ben Hogan
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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
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Bobby Jones
Views: 118
In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
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Ben Hogan
Views: 102
I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.
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Arnold Palmer
Views: 103
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
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Arnold Palmer
Views: 132
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
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Zeppo Marx
Views: 90
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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Lee Trevino
Views: 103
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Tony Lema
Views: 96
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
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Dave Stockton
Views: 113
The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more
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