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Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots

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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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  • By Ben Hogan
    Views: 140

    This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 145

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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  • I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 128

    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 128

    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 164

    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 114

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 124

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, golf game, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, slice, tomatoes
  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 117

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, troubles, water
  • The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more
    By Dave Stockton
    Views: 139

    The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

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Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
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