Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

Scoring

  • By Anonymous
    Views: 204

    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

    Tags: birdies, equilibrium, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, triple bogey, universe
  • By Ben Hogan
    Views: 218

    This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win

    Tags: game of misses, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, misses, winning
  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 238

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

    Tags: best golf, golf, Golf Life, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, happy timing, sloppy stuff
  • I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 203

    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

    Tags: 18, birdies, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, perfection
  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 207

    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

    Tags: four foot putt, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, make a twelve, par five
  • Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 266

    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

    Tags: chipping, golf, golf tips, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putting, worst
  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 203

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hardest shot, mashie
  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 198

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, golf game, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, slice, tomatoes
  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 189

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, troubles, water
  • The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more
    By Dave Stockton
    Views: 218

    The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, number one, troubles
12Next
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
    9 July 2021
  • Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
    7 July 2021
  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    26 July 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
Official Guide to the Rules of Golf
Amazon.co.uk
Official Guide to the Rules of Golf
95%
OFF
£66.00
£3.44 ▼£62.56
2
101 Supershots: Every Golfer's Guide to Lower Scores
Amazon.co.uk
101 Supershots: Every Golfer's Guide to Lower Scores
95%
OFF
£184.99
£10.96 ▼£174.03
3
More of Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
Amazon.co.uk
More of Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
93%
OFF
£427.99
£30.64 ▼£397.35
4
David Feherty's Totally Subjective History of the Ryder Cup
Amazon.co.uk
David Feherty's Totally Subjective History of the Ryder Cup
89%
OFF
£27.91
£3.25 ▼£24.66
5
Fairways and Greens: The Best Golf Writing of Dan Jenkins
Amazon.co.uk
Fairways and Greens: The Best Golf Writing of Dan Jenkins
87%
OFF
£102.99
£13.61 ▼£89.38

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

Never concede the putt that beats you
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top