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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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    The better you putt, the bolder you play.

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  • I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
    By Gerald Ford
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    I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 340

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
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    Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

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  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 434

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 494

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 455

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 307

    In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it

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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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