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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
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    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • The worse you're performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 498

    The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
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    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 547

    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mind management, one shot, one stroke, simplicity
  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
    Views: 548

    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision stick with it
    By Byron Nelson
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    Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it

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  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 492

    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 493

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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