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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.

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  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
    By Winston Churchill
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    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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  • Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
    By Bobby Jones
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    Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case

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    By Greg Norman
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    Happiness is a long walk with a putter

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  • Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: WORK
    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    By Bob Hope
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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 539

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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The better you putt, the bolder you play.
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Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
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