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You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
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    Golf is a good walk spoiled

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  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
    By Winston Churchill
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    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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  • Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 400

    Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case

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  • Happiness is a long walk with a putter
    By Greg Norman
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    Happiness is a long walk with a putter

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  • Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: WORK
    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 424

    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • The older I get, the better I used to be
    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 484

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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Popular Quotes

Fear comes in two packages – fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
A man who can putt is a match for anyone
The most important shot in golf is the next one
The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
When you play by the rules, defy mental demons, overcome every challenge, and enjoy a walk in the country at the same time – that’s being alive.
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