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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 316

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 332

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 284

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
    By Gerald Ford
    Views: 350

    I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 311

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
    Views: 355

    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 323

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
    Views: 318

    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 313

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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