Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
If you can’t hit driver, don’t.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

Authors – H

  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 428

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

    Tags: first tee, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, palm springs, president ford
  • By Sandra Haynie
    Views: 478

    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

    Tags: determination, effort, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, inspirational, options
  • The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 419

    The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball

    Tags: flight, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, judge, perfect, perfection
  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
    Views: 479

    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

    Tags: character, flowers, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hurry, smell, thoughts, worry
  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 402

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

    Tags: blasphemous, excusable, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, provocation, torture
  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 390

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

    Tags: explain, funny golf quotes, God, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven
  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
    By Buddy Hackett
    Views: 454

    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

    Tags: fun, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, naked, strange
  • I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 360

    I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

    Tags: character, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, inspirational, play golf, practice, sunrise
  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 433

    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

    Tags: friendly games, friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, play golf
  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 398

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golf grip, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, grip, play golf, relax
Previous123Next
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    26 July 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Tyrell Hatton funny golf quote
    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
The Uncorrupted Pleasure Of An Old Bladed Putter: A collection of golfing fables
Amazon.co.uk
The Uncorrupted Pleasure Of An Old Bladed Putter: A collection of golfing fables
86%
OFF
£14.95
£2.24 ▼£12.71
2
Following Through: Writings on Golf
Amazon.co.uk
Following Through: Writings on Golf
55%
OFF
▼ 43.47
3
Tom Watson's Getting Back to Basics
Amazon.co.uk
Tom Watson's Getting Back to Basics
47%
OFF
£55.20
£29.69 ▼£25.51
4
Golf's Ultimate Eighteen: Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Amy Alcott, and Other Golf Greats Reveal Favorite Holes to Create the Ultimate Fantasy C: ... Holes to Create the Ultimate Fantasy Course
Amazon.co.uk
Golf's Ultimate Eighteen: Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, Amy Alcott, and Other Golf Greats Reveal Favorite Holes to Create the Ultimate Fantasy C: ... Holes...
46%
OFF
£71.08
£38.68 ▼£32.40
5
The Golf Quotation Book: A Clubhouse Companion
Amazon.co.uk
The Golf Quotation Book: A Clubhouse Companion
45%
OFF
▼ 30.49

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

The better you putt, the bolder you play.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
There’s no sense in going to a tournament if you don’t believe that you can win it
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top