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I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
You don’t hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.

September 2022

  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 423

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 437

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

    Tags: 1 iron, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, one-iron, tarantula
  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 467

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

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  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 360

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 467

    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

    Tags: Caddies, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, opponents, rub of the green, st andrews
  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 354

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 409

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 497

    You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 390

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, troubles, water
  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 478

    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
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