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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    By Gerald Ford
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    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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    By Bobby Jones
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    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.
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