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There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.
I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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  • I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators
    By Gerald Ford
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    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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    I learned how to win by losing and not liking it

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 464

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 473

    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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