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Golf is a good walk spoiled
The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
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    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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    By P G Wodehouse
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    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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    Golf is a good walk spoiled

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    By Winston Churchill
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    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
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