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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
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    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

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  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
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    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
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    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
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    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point
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    But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point

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    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything

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