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    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.
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    I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.

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  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
    Views: 531

    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 597

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
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    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
    By Anonymous
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    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 491

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 497

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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    By Bruce Lansky
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    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 401

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
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