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The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
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Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.
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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
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I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big
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My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
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Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
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Arnold Palmer
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How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
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