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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst
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    I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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  • By Walter Hagen
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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
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    I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big

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  • My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
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    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

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    By Jack Nicklaus
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    The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 454

    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.
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