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Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
When you play by the rules, defy mental demons, overcome every challenge, and enjoy a walk in the country at the same time – that’s being alive.
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    I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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  • By Walter Hagen
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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
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    I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big

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  • My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

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    By Jack Nicklaus
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    The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
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