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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate
Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work
I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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