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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
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    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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    By Lee Trevino
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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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    By A A Milne
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    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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