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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.
Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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    By Arnold Palmer
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    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 135

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 138

    I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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  • Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 172

    Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

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  • Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 146

    Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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  • Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 173

    Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

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  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 171

    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you.
    By Caroline Wozniacki
    Views: 131

    Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
    Views: 142

    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golf ball, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, lectures, no sense, putting
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Popular Quotes

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
The most important shot in golf is the next one
You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
A man who can putt is a match for anyone
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For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
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