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    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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    I learned how to win by losing and not liking it

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 143

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 185

    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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