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The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
    By P G Wodehouse
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    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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  • I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators
    By Gerald Ford
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    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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  • I learned how to win by losing and not liking it
    By Tom Watson
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    I learned how to win by losing and not liking it

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 462

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 466

    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
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