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    By Anonymous
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
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    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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  • I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 352

    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 271

    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 369

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 376

    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

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