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Never give up. If we give up in this game, we’ll give up on life. If you give up that first time, it’s easier to give up the second, third and fourth time
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    Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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    Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you.
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    Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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