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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
Golf is a good walk spoiled
But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

July 2022

  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 517

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 496

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 568

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 585

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 420

    In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 536

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • The worse you're performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 502

    The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
    Views: 585

    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 564

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 552

    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mind management, one shot, one stroke, simplicity
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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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