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If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
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    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 466

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 478

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 512

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

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  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 402

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 507

    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 377

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 442

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 544

    You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 434

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, troubles, water
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    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
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