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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case

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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
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    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 534

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 535

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 609

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

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  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 479

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 608

    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 458

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 527

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 637

    You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 543

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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