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Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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  • The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
    By Tommy Bolt
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    The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

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  • Don't just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course.
    By Sam Snead
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    Don’t just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course

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    By Sam Snead
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    Of all the hazards, fear is the worst

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  • The older I get, the better I used to be
    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
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    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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  • You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 458

    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

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  • Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots. You get good breaks from bad shots. But you have to play the ball where it lies.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 442

    Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.

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  • Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game's two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 490

    Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.

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    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 434

    Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

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    There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

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  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
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    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
No matter how good you get, you can always get better — and that’s the exciting part.
In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.
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