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I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 557

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
Success depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.
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