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You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
Golf is a good walk spoiled
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If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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    The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
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    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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    There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

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    Golf is a game of finding what works, losing it, and finding it again.

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    If you can’t hit driver, don’t.

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  • The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don't think. But you can't just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 451

    The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.

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    There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.

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    Views: 503

    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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    Views: 561

    If you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right

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It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
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