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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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Real Golfers go to work to relax
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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots
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