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  By Anonymous

  Views: 836

  If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

  Tags: driver, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putter, Right Elbow
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  By Tyrell Hatton

  Views: 614

  With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

  Tags: anger, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, lose my head, Pinehurst2
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 417

  If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

  Tags: funny golf quotes, game of your life, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, miracles, praying, Storm
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 577

  Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

  Tags: birdies, equilibrium, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, triple bogey, universe
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 472

  Real Golfers go to work to relax

  Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, miss putts, real golfers, robbed
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  By John Updike

  Views: 571

  As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

  Tags: all souls, fairness, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, not fair, two inch putt
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 502

  The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

  Tags: Frustration, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mastery, Radical Change, sudden collapse
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  By Bruce Lansky

  Views: 640

  Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

  Tags: funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, opponents, talk to golf ball
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  By Bob Bruce

  Views: 539

  You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

  Tags: bad back, funny golf quotes, Getting Older, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
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  By Bob Bruce

  Views: 427

  What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots

  Tags: bad shots, can't remember, funny golf quotes, Getting Older, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes

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