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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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    It’s much easier to have one swing thought than many

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    This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win

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    As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • By Walter Hagen
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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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