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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
    By Groucho Marx
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    I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 164

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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  • The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
    By Tommy Bolt
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    The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

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    Don’t just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course

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    By Sam Snead
    Views: 180

    Of all the hazards, fear is the worst

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  • The older I get, the better I used to be
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 175

    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 166

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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  • You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules
    By Bobby Jones
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    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

    Tags: golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Integrity, Praise, Robbing, rules
  • Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots. You get good breaks from bad shots. But you have to play the ball where it lies.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 150

    Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.

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