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Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
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    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 552

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
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    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 594

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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    By Tony Lema
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    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

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    By Dave Stockton
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    The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
    Views: 634

    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • Of all the hazards, fear is the worst
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 530

    Of all the hazards, fear is the worst

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