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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
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    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
    By Sam Snead
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    In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 438

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
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    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision stick with it
    By Byron Nelson
    Views: 441

    Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it

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  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 397

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 391

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
    Views: 491

    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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Popular Quotes

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
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When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
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In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
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