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  By P G Wodehouse

  Views: 454

  The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

  Tags: butterflies, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, meadows, upset
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  By Bruce Lansky

  Views: 462

  My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

  Tags: euphoria, funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pyschiatrist
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  By Bruce Lansky

  Views: 476

  I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

  Tags: back nine, beers, break 90, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
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  By Bruce Lansky

  Views: 565

  We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

  Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, learn, suffer
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  By Don January

  Views: 533

  The better you putt, the bolder you play.

  Tags: bolder, golf, golf tips, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, play golf, putt, putting
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  By Henry Beard

  Views: 387

  Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

  Tags: beginners, duffers, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, shanks, tennis
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  By Huxtable Pippey

  Views: 524

  Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

  Tags: Caddies, driver, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, provocation, sand wedge
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  By Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Views: 569

  Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

  Tags: Course management, golf, golf shot, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Thinking, troubles
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  By A A Milne

  Views: 485

  Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

  Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, popular
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  By P G Wodehouse

  Views: 528

  Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

  Tags: character, deteriorate, funny golf quotes, golf, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Success, wealth

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