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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
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    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
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    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
    Views: 540

    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 448

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
    By Buddy Hackett
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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
    Views: 501

    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 466

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
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There’s no sense in going to a tournament if you don’t believe that you can win it
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