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The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
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    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
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    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
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    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 136

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
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    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
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When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
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Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.
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