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There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
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    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
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    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
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    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 356

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.
What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
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Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
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