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Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
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  • Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed
    By Anonymous
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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
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    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top
    By Pete Dye
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    The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top

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  • I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done
    By Ben Hogan
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    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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  • The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 380

    The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

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  • One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 385

    One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again

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  • Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 511

    Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Timing is everything in life and in golf.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 375

    Timing is everything in life and in golf.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 427

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Popular Quotes

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
Tempo is the glue that sticks all elements of the golf swing together
Happiness is a long walk with a putter
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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