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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.
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If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
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    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top
    By Pete Dye
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    The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top

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  • I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 372

    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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  • The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 336

    The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

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  • One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 346

    One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again

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  • Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 430

    Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 374

    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Timing is everything in life and in golf.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 330

    Timing is everything in life and in golf.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 376

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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Popular Quotes

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck
I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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