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The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
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    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
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    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
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    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
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    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
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    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
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    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 535

    To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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