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The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Lee Trevino

  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
    By Lee Trevino
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
    By Lee Trevino
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    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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  • You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
    By Lee Trevino
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    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 221

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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  • The older I get, the better I used to be
    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 268

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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