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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
    By Lee Trevino
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    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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  • You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
    By Lee Trevino
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    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
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    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 357

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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