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I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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