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Golf is not and never has been a fair game
Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
I smile at obstacles

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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 632

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 461

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 414

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

    Tags: difficult, diligent, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, practice, study
  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 391

    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

    Tags: backswing, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hand position
  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 466

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 476

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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  • If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 442

    If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

    Tags: bad putter, chili-dip, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, ryder cup, weakness
  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 437

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, popular
  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 418

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

    Tags: bad lie, cheating, funny golf quotes, golf, golf cart, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 432

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

    Tags: drinking, driving, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putting
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  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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