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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
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