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Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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    By Bob Hope
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
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