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But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
Timing is everything in life and in golf.
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
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Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird

Lee Trevino

  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
    By Lee Trevino
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
    By Lee Trevino
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    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

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  • You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
    By Lee Trevino
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    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
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    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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    By Lee Trevino
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    The older I get, the better I used to be

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 158

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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Popular Quotes

Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
Timing is everything in life and in golf.
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.
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