Dan Jenkins

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The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.

Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

Dan Jenkins

By Dan Jenkins
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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
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