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It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
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