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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.

August 2022

  • Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You've got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 412

    Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.

    Tags: bad shot, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, inspirational, Mental Strength, Mind management, play a shot, problem, self belief
  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 440

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, prayers, praying
  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 378

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

    Tags: butterflies, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, meadows, upset
  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
    By Anonymous
    Views: 337

    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, luck, opponents, skill
  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 369

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

    Tags: euphoria, funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pyschiatrist
  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 384

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

    Tags: back nine, beers, break 90, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 465

    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, learn, suffer
  • The better you putt, the bolder you play.
    By Don January
    Views: 435

    The better you putt, the bolder you play.

    Tags: bolder, golf, golf tips, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, play golf, putt, putting
  • I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
    By Gerald Ford
    Views: 426

    I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

    Tags: allegations, eagle, elk, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, moose
  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 313

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

    Tags: beginners, duffers, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, shanks, tennis
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