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It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 625

    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
    By Buddy Hackett
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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again
    By Ben Hogan
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    I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 547

    The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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  • I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.
    By Fuzzy Zoeller
    Views: 509

    I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.

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  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
    Views: 502

    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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  • It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 495

    It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

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    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 444

    Don’t be too proud to take lessons. I’m not.

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In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
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