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The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

July 2022

  • A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.
    By Gary Player
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    A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.

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  • I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
    By Arnold Palmer
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    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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  • I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love
    By Tiger Woods
    Views: 406

    I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.

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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
    Views: 385

    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 437

    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
    By Anonymous
    Views: 487

    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 388

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    By Anonymous
    Views: 511

    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 457

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
The older I get, the better I used to be
They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it
The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
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