Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win

golfingquotes

  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
    Views: 515

    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

    Tags: augusta, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven, masters, tee time
  • It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 500

    It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

    Tags: bad shots, confidence, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hard work, hundreds, Mind management
  • Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 452

    Don’t be too proud to take lessons. I’m not.

    Tags: golf, golf tips, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, lessons, pride, proud
  • Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You've got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 519

    Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.

    Tags: bad shot, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, inspirational, Mental Strength, Mind management, play a shot, problem, self belief
  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 585

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, prayers, praying
  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 461

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

    Tags: butterflies, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, meadows, upset
  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
    By Anonymous
    Views: 426

    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, luck, opponents, skill
  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 476

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

    Tags: euphoria, funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pyschiatrist
  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 484

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

    Tags: back nine, beers, break 90, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 580

    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, learn, suffer
Previous111213Next
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.
    18 September 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Tyrell Hatton funny golf quote
    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
Amazon.co.uk
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
86%
OFF
£13.48
£1.92 ▼£11.56
2
Bobby Jones on Golf: The Classic Instructional by Golf's Greatest Legend
Amazon.co.uk
Bobby Jones on Golf: The Classic Instructional by Golf's Greatest Legend
56%
OFF
£8.99
£3.99 ▼£5.00
3
Golf Psychology - When Positive Thinking Doesn'T Work the New
eBay
Golf Psychology - When Positive Thinking Doesn'T Work the New
5%
OFF
£14.22
£13.57 ▼£0.65
4
Golf It's A Funny Old Game The Funniest Quotes About Golf Quotes For Every Oc...
eBay
Golf It's A Funny Old Game The Funniest Quotes About Golf Quotes For Every Oc...
5%
OFF
£9.92
£9.47 ▼£0.45
5
Arnold Palmer: Homespun Stories of The King
Amazon.co.uk
Arnold Palmer: Homespun Stories of The King
2%
OFF
£8.20
£8.06 ▼£0.14

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
Golf like measles should be caught young
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
You don’t hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top