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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
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Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
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