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Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

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  • By Henry Cotton
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    Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 155

    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 130

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 135

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 133

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 115

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 148

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 146

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 144

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 126

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
    Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.
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