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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?
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  • By Henry Cotton
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    Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 502

    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 486

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 463

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 512

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 429

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 508

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 494

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 455

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

    Tags: analysis, golf, Golf Life, golf swing, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, secret
  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 411

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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