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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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  • By Bob Rotella
    Views: 600

    If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.

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  • By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 392

    The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.

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  • By Sandra Haynie
    Views: 478

    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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  • The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
    By Zig Ziglar
    Views: 480

    The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 461

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 454

    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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  • The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 463

    The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 393

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 433

    In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

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  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024
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    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
Happiness is a long walk with a putter
Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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