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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
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    By Byron Nelson
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    Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
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    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
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    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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  • You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
    By Bobby Jones
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    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
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