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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.
The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • By Horace Hutchinson
    Views: 624

    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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  • Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 561

    Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 653

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
    Views: 597

    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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  • Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
    By Anonymous
    Views: 511

    Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

    Tags: confidence, confident, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Success
  • Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 538

    Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.

    Tags: bad putter, bad putting, golf, Golf Life, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
    By Ben Crenshaw
    Views: 716

    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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  • Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
    By Anonymous
    Views: 585

    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

    Tags: bunker, friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
    By Gardener Dickinson
    Views: 716

    They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

    Tags: Complicated, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, life
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
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